NAME
    Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories

SYNOPSIS
      use feature 'say';
      use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random 'theory';
  
      say theory();

DESCRIPTION
    This module exports one function, `theory()` which returns a string.

BUGS
    Please report any bugs to
    <http://rt.cpan.org/Dist/Display.html?Queue=Acme-ConspiracyTheory-Random>.

SEE ALSO
    REDACTED

AUTHOR
    Toby Inkster <tobyink@cpan.org>.

COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE
    This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster.

    This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the
    same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
    THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED
    WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
    MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

